Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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