whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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