I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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