i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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