let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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