She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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