Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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