just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I think your dad took our porno
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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