its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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