All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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