? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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