so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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