U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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