Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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