Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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