I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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