Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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