508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Rumble strips road head = magical
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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