Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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