First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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