Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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