He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he thought i was a dude.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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