Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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