Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
