You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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