do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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