Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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