if you like me you must not know who I am
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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