Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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