quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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