Can i not drive my cunt home
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
