You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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