Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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