you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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