Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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