Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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