There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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