Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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