and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
