Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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