don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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