Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The struggles of a small town man whore
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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