I am puke
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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