we have officially lost it.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The Olympian is in my bed
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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