His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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