making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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