Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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