He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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