Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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