bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she told me i tasted like america
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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